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Last night, Byron sent me a very touching and sentimental email. I will post it for all of you to read. But in case you were all wondering where I was today, I took a trip to Allybama at Byrons request. Here is the email:
Dear Angry,
I resent the way you talk about my home state of Alabama. It is very beautiful here, almost out of a Norman Rockwell calander. We resent being called "rednecks" by you Yankees. Sure, the movie "Deliverance" gave us a bad rep, but it's not really like that here. Maybe a small majority of Alabamians like to hear pudgy men squeal like a pig, but please don't categorize us all like that. Most of us like women. So what if it's our mothers and sisters. At least they're women! I want you to come see the beauty. I have paid for a plane ticket in your name, so you can come down here and see for yourself. Please go to Philly airport, go to gate * and tell them you have a ticket under the name "Angry Man". I hope to see you soon.
Byron
So, I took Byron up on it. I must tell you, it was nice. First thing, I took a cab to Byrons place. The cab driver had his son with him. Cute little bugger.
So I got to Byrons place, and asked "What's to do around here?" Byron replied, "It's the Alabama winter games! You wanna go check it out?" So I said "Sure." Interesting to say the least. Suzy Jo Wilburg won the mud diving comptetition. Exciting stuff.
So needless to say, I was impressed with the entire day. So I decided to move there! I bought a high rise condo
I bought a boat
And I bought a dog.
I'm set. I'm an Alabamian!!
Dear Angry,
I resent the way you talk about my home state of Alabama. It is very beautiful here, almost out of a Norman Rockwell calander. We resent being called "rednecks" by you Yankees. Sure, the movie "Deliverance" gave us a bad rep, but it's not really like that here. Maybe a small majority of Alabamians like to hear pudgy men squeal like a pig, but please don't categorize us all like that. Most of us like women. So what if it's our mothers and sisters. At least they're women! I want you to come see the beauty. I have paid for a plane ticket in your name, so you can come down here and see for yourself. Please go to Philly airport, go to gate * and tell them you have a ticket under the name "Angry Man". I hope to see you soon.
Byron
So, I took Byron up on it. I must tell you, it was nice. First thing, I took a cab to Byrons place. The cab driver had his son with him. Cute little bugger.
So I got to Byrons place, and asked "What's to do around here?" Byron replied, "It's the Alabama winter games! You wanna go check it out?" So I said "Sure." Interesting to say the least. Suzy Jo Wilburg won the mud diving comptetition. Exciting stuff.
So needless to say, I was impressed with the entire day. So I decided to move there! I bought a high rise condo
I bought a boat
And I bought a dog.
I'm set. I'm an Alabamian!!
Always expect the unexpected!
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