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>Subject: NO NEWS STORY CAN EVER TOP THIS ONE:
>
>Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture by Elroy Willis
>
>ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after
>leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best
described
>as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses. Thirteen other
people
>were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to
>avoid
>hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced the rapture was
occurring
>when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a
man
>on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus. "She started
screaming
>`He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped
off
>the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old
Georgann
>Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but
she
>wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture
was
>happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the
sky,"
>he went on to say. "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've
been
>on
>the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison
>questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on
his
>way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his
pickup
>truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with
helium,
>which then floated up into the sky. Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith,
who's
>been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled
over
>and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said "Come back,"
just
>as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it
was
>Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him. "I think my
wife
>loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when asked why
his
>wife would do such a thing.
>
>
>When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied,
"This
>is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to
>happen."
>
>Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture by Elroy Willis
>
>ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after
>leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best
described
>as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses. Thirteen other
people
>were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to
>avoid
>hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced the rapture was
occurring
>when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a
man
>on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus. "She started
screaming
>`He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped
off
>the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old
Georgann
>Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but
she
>wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture
was
>happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the
sky,"
>he went on to say. "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've
been
>on
>the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison
>questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on
his
>way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his
pickup
>truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with
helium,
>which then floated up into the sky. Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith,
who's
>been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled
over
>and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said "Come back,"
just
>as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it
was
>Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him. "I think my
wife
>loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when asked why
his
>wife would do such a thing.
>
>
>When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied,
"This
>is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to
>happen."
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