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25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP
>1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
>5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
>6. You watch the Weather Channel.
>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
>10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
>won't turn down the stereo.
>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
>13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
>one.
>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
>rather than settle your stomach.
>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
>and pregnancy tests.
>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
>going to drink that much again."
>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
>work.
>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
>25. You read this entire list looking desperately for just one sign
>that doesn't apply to you and can't find a single one to save your sorry
>old ass.
>1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
>5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
>6. You watch the Weather Channel.
>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
>10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
>won't turn down the stereo.
>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
>13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
>one.
>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
>rather than settle your stomach.
>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
>and pregnancy tests.
>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never
>going to drink that much again."
>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
>work.
>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
>25. You read this entire list looking desperately for just one sign
>that doesn't apply to you and can't find a single one to save your sorry
>old ass.
FUCK IM GETTING OLD
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