Loadin' up the double wide.......The white trash neighbors update

[angryoldman]

Remember my white trash neighbors? The ones who have been on a bulking cycle for the past 18 years? I just saw them the other day. Of course, after I move, they decide they're moving too Their asses were getting to wide for the narrow doorways, so they are moving into a single house. So now that Scum and Scumier are moving, I must wonder:
#1- How many pizzaria's will be affected by this move? I have the feeling the local Papa John's will have to lay off several employees since the neighbors won't be spending 80% of their welfare checks there anymore.
#2- Don't landlords run credit checks anymore? These people got turned down to buy a used 1997 Neon because of poor credit. ANYONE can own a Neon for God's sake. Last time I went to Pep Boys in the late 90's I said to the guy "Can I have a new wiper for my Neon?" The guy said "Sure, that sounds like a fair trade."
#3- Don't prospective landlords ever check with previous landlords for renters history? I mean, this new Landlord renting to Mr and Mrs Humpty Dumpty, all they have to do is drive by their current place, see that they placed an 8x6 swingset in their 10x8 backyard, and immediately know your dealing with the worst of the white trash. TRUE STORY- They still have their Halloween pumpkins outside!!! NO SHIT!!! The pumpkins now look a little deflated and discolored, but there really are Halloween pumpkins next to their doorstep in phuquing January. Look at this photo. I just took this at the End of December to make "for sale" flyers on my house. LOOK AT THE PUMPKINS ON THEIR STEP!!!

[edvedr]

Re: Loadin' up the double wide.......The white trash neighbors update

hehe u should show the pics of them and their yard

[FUZO]

Re: Loadin' up the double wide.......The white trash neighbors update

AOM GET A PICTURE OF THEM,LETS SEE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE

[space mountain]

Re: Loadin' up the double wide.......The white trash neighbors update

lol pumpkins !!

[HungarianBeast]

Re: Loadin' up the double wide.......The white trash neighbors update

yeah, more pics please. Preferably an ass scratching shot. A lit cigarette or open Busch Lite can would be nice too.

[FUZO]

Re: Loadin' up the double wide.......The white trash neighbors update

LETS SEE WHAT THE BACK YARD LOOKS LIKE

[angryoldman]

Re: Loadin' up the double wide.......The white trash neighbors update

yeah, more pics please. Preferably an ass scratching shot. A lit cigarette or open Busch Lite can would be nice too.

I don't think they can reach their asses. That's the equivalent of a walk around the block to you and I. Generally, tubby's use the corner of a wall or a piece of furniture to kind of do that wiggle itch on. And oh yes, the cigarettes. Not Marlboro, or Newports, or Kools. NO. They get the generic $1.69 pack stuff. You know, powdered asbestos smokes. And for the record, most rednecks and white trash folks a like drink Bud. If it's not welfare check week, it goes down to national Bohemian or Milwaukees Best.
I have the pics somewhere around here. They're lost underneath all the piles of money and bottles of Sustanon I have laying around. I'll find them either tonight or tomorrow. Just got back from Red Lobster. I gotta take a seafood and grease crap that would lube the engine of a 67 Mustang. Holy shit, that stuff is sooooo good. But those damn rolls and all that butter lube the intestines up something fierce. :withstupi

[angryoldman]

Re: Loadin' up the double wide.......The white trash neighbors update

LETS SEE WHAT THE BACK YARD LOOKS LIKE

How to describe their backyard? Hmmmm..........lemme see.......................How to desribe it...............uh...................
Did you ever see Stevie Wonder's backyard?
Yea, neither did he.

[SUGARBABY]

Re: Loadin' up the double wide.......The white trash neighbors update

c'mon post the pics of THEM again

[HungarianBeast]

Re: Loadin' up the double wide.......The white trash neighbors update

They're lost underneath all the piles of money and bottles of Sustanon I have laying around.

you are a true dork. Welcome to the family...

[angryoldman]

Re: Loadin' up the double wide.......The white trash neighbors update

Welcome to the family...

Will you call me "Mini Me", and rub my tuckus every night while I go to sleep?

[angryoldman]

Re: Loadin' up the double wide.......The white trash neighbors update

And I'm still looking for the friggin pictures, and I can't find them anywhere!!! I must have trashed them. I'll keep looking though. Many people are relying on me damn it! Many smiles and happy moments are falling on my shoulders!! I MUST find them!!
Damn it Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a photographer!

[FUZO]

Re: Loadin' up the double wide.......The white trash neighbors update

Will you call me "Mini Me", and rub my tuckus every night while I go to sleep?

HEY ANGRYOLDMAN WHERE DID YOU PULL THAT WORD TUCKUS FROM.

[kite]

Re: Loadin' up the double wide.......The white trash neighbors update

That's some funny shit.

[angryoldman]

Re: Loadin' up the double wide.......The white trash neighbors update

HEY ANGRYOLDMAN WHERE DID YOU PULL THAT WORD TUCKUS FROM.

Ahhhh, I pulled it out of my ass
I love the word "tuckus". It's such a Universal word. The word "tuckus" can bring a smile to everones face. Picture a Chinese person with a thick accent saying the word "ass". Not to funny, huh? Now, picture that same Chinese person saying "tuckus". NOW THAT'S FUNNY! Jewish people that the thick Yiddish draw. They say "ass", not to funny either. But picture someone like Jackie Mason saying "tuckus". "My, you have a nice tuckus!" Funny stuff here. If you walk up to a beautiful woman and say "You have a great ass!" She's gonna be like "dick!" But if you walk up to the same woman and say "You have a beautiful succulent tuckus." She's just gonna smile at the word tuckus. I love tuckus!