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>A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
>letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
>
>Dear Ricky,
>
>
>
>I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
>between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you
>twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm
>sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love,
>
>
>Becky..............
>
>The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
>snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
>ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included
>all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his
>buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this
>note:
>
>
>Dear Becky,
>
>
>
>I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are.
>
>Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to
>me.
>
>Take Care,
>Ricky
>A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
>letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
>
>Dear Ricky,
>
>
>
>I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance
>between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you
>twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm
>sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love,
>
>
>Becky..............
>
>The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any
>snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or
>ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included
>all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his
>buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this
>note:
>
>
>Dear Becky,
>
>
>
>I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*** you are.
>
>Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to
>me.
>
>Take Care,
>Ricky
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