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>>Here is one to ponder on.
>>
>> A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed
>>was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an
envelope
>>propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed,
"Mom."
>>With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the
letter
>>with trembling hands: Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow
that
>>I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I
wanted to
>>avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with
John
>>and he is so nice - even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and
his
>>motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant
and
>>John said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in
the
>>woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to
have
>>many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. John
>>taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing
>>it for us and trading it with his friend! s for all the cocaine and
>>ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure
>>for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry
Mom,
>>I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day
I'm
>>sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
>>Your daughter, Judith
>>
>> PS : Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's
house. I
>>just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
>>report card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is
safe for
>>me to come home.
>>
>>
>> A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed
>>was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an
envelope
>>propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed,
"Mom."
>>With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the
letter
>>with trembling hands: Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow
that
>>I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I
wanted to
>>avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with
John
>>and he is so nice - even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and
his
>>motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant
and
>>John said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in
the
>>woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to
have
>>many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. John
>>taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing
>>it for us and trading it with his friend! s for all the cocaine and
>>ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure
>>for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry
Mom,
>>I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day
I'm
>>sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
>>Your daughter, Judith
>>
>> PS : Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's
house. I
>>just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
>>report card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is
safe for
>>me to come home.
>>
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