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  • AVON LADY

    An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with an Avon Pine-Scented deodorizer. Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?" "Well, yes I do," he replied. "What does it smell like?"she asked, The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like someone shit under a Christmas tree".


    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”






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    Re: AVON LADY

    "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change...Courage and Strength to change the things I can...And Wisdom to know the difference."

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