I'm such a dick

[mick-G]

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Lolololllullullilililyllylyluilililhehehehhohohoho leoeleolollo!

[edvedr]

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i think someone just shot mick

[someday]

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Both men were at a urnal and when finished the Navy man washed his hands and the Air Force man proceeded to leave the restroom when the navy man said boldly: " In the navy we teach our men towash their hands after going to the restroom" The Air Force Sgt. replied "In the Air Force we teach our men not to piss on their hands!"

Exactly! I even said that to some germ freak that gave me the old "don't you wash your hands" crap once. So do you antibacterial guys use a latex glove on yourself too?

[edvedr]

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in all honesty.....when i go into a public bathroom....the only thing i touch is my dick....no flushing....no washing....nothing....my body is probably the cleanest thing in there

[BM]

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in all honesty.....when i go into a public bathroom....the only thing i touch is my dick....no flushing....no washing....nothing....my body is probably the cleanest thing in there

So you leave a toilet full of floaters, eh?

[edvedr]

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do u know how bad i would have to take a shit in order to use a public bathroom.....if i used it....there would be nothing solid to float

[BM]

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Well I'm a HUGE germ freak. I always wash my hands; carry hand sanitizer at my office and in my car.
Well I just walked out of the men’s room and I noticed someone not washing their hands after they just pissed.Coincidentally I ended up meeting the person right after we both walked out of the bathroom because another friend of mine was walking in and said; “Oh hey (rado), have you met Mr. Jenkins yet”
I was like “No I have not”
Well needless to say when he extended his arm to shake my hand, I looked at him and said (I swear I said this); “Sorry Mr. Jenkins, but you never washed your hands”I’m such a dick!!!

Tell the truth Rado. You know you shook his hand and then as soon as you were out of site licked your palm repetively.

[rado]

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the only thing i touch is my dick

and others as well:smiliecol

wait, you have a dick

I guess those midgets you have don't need much of one

[edvedr]

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no they don't....why do u think i like midgets

[TRAM]

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DON'T YOU THINK THAT THE DICK IN THIS SITUATION IS THE GUY THAT KNOWINGLY GRABBED HIS DICK ,PISSED, THEN CONCIOUS OF ALL THAT HAS HAPPENED WALKED OUT OF THE BATHROOM MEETING YOU AND STILL OFFERING HIS HAND TO SHAKE. THAT'S LIKE SOMEONE REAMING THEIR HOLE W/ SOMEBODY ELSES TOOTHBRUSH WIPING OFF THE VISABLE AND THEN WATCH THEM BRUSH THEIR TEETH W/ IT LATER ON. OOHHH WAIT A MINUTE THAT'S NOT REALLY THE SAME BUT YOU GET THE POINT.

[mick-G]

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Hope this is not turning into a homo thread

[SMILEY FACE]

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it is u homo

[rado]

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HOMO alert

[SMILEY FACE]

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Here we go , it is gonna be a long journey

[edvedr]

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DON'T YOU THINK THAT THE DICK IN THIS SITUATION IS THE GUY THAT KNOWINGLY GRABBED HIS DICK ,PISSED, THEN CONCIOUS OF ALL THAT HAS HAPPENED WALKED OUT OF THE BATHROOM MEETING YOU AND STILL OFFERING HIS HAND TO SHAKE. THAT'S LIKE SOMEONE REAMING THEIR HOLE W/ SOMEBODY ELSES TOOTHBRUSH WIPING OFF THE VISABLE AND THEN WATCH THEM BRUSH THEIR TEETH W/ IT LATER ON. OOHHH WAIT A MINUTE THAT'S NOT REALLY THE SAME BUT YOU GET THE POINT.

well if your rado yes....and if i noticed it yes.....lol but i do the same thing....i don't touch anything....the only time i wash my hands in a public bathrrom is if there is an attendant turning on the sink for me....especially in a restaurant.