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From Syndicated Newspress
Bumblefuck, Illionois- A man was arrested today after his one year old daughter accidentally called police.
DEA officials say Fuzo DiFabio was sitting on his computer logged on to gayconnection.com when his one year old daughter dialed 911. When police showed up, they noticed vials of steroids, as well as bottles of Clairol conditioner sitting on the counter. When police asked what they were, Fuzo became irritated and yelled "Can't a man care for his hair without being called a queer!!!" Police then said "we don't care about those, what are the little vials?" At that point, police said Fuzo became more irritated and said "They're my wifes. Ask her. I have nothing to do with them. Arrest her."
After being handcuffed and led away, DiFabio was heard saying "I hope they have good conditioner and soft water at the cell house. And I ain't gonna be no ones *****!"
From Syndicated Newspress
Bumblefuck, Illionois- A man was arrested today after his one year old daughter accidentally called police.
DEA officials say Fuzo DiFabio was sitting on his computer logged on to gayconnection.com when his one year old daughter dialed 911. When police showed up, they noticed vials of steroids, as well as bottles of Clairol conditioner sitting on the counter. When police asked what they were, Fuzo became irritated and yelled "Can't a man care for his hair without being called a queer!!!" Police then said "we don't care about those, what are the little vials?" At that point, police said Fuzo became more irritated and said "They're my wifes. Ask her. I have nothing to do with them. Arrest her."
After being handcuffed and led away, DiFabio was heard saying "I hope they have good conditioner and soft water at the cell house. And I ain't gonna be no ones *****!"
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