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A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he
takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite
blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman
notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?"
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new
here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it
implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the
swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and
happily lets him have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the
sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man
lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" say s
the hairy man. No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be
new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that
you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over
a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by
the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?", she says. The man
yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can
keep the $500 membership fee." "But, Sir," she replies, "you've only
been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our
facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection
once a month. I fart 15 times a day
takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite
blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman
notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?"
The man replies, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new
here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it
implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads him to the side of the
swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and
happily lets him have his way with her.
The man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the
sauna and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man
lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" say s
the hairy man. No, what do you mean?" says the newcomer. "You must be
new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that
you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over
a bench and has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by
the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?", she says. The man
yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can
keep the $500 membership fee." "But, Sir," she replies, "you've only
been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our
facilities."
The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection
once a month. I fart 15 times a day
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