it seems my wife likes to walk around in life with her head up her ass.
she went to turn on a burner and mistakenly turned the wrong one on. she turned the on the one with a tea pot on it. and according to my wife she has to keep this cork thing underneath the tea pot. well the cork thing went up in flames. i ran into the kitchen and threw a towel on it and got it under control. no big deal just scared the shit out of us, the flame did burn the ceiling a little. then the phone rings saying the fire crew is on the way. greeeat. the lady tries to cancel the call but says it might be too late. sure enough you here the nice and loud fire engines flyin down my nice quiet street. as the fireman walks in i here the call to cancel the fire at my address. lol they ask questions, have us sign something and as a fireman walks out he shakes my hand and intoduces himself as my neighbor. welcome to the neighborhood he says. lol as if i was not embaressed enough


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