My Valentines Day Poem

[Got Gear?]

I actually wrote this poem in my girlfriends Vday card last year...

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
You have the most beautiful eyes,
NOW SIT ON MY FACE!


Lol! Then I gave her the real card. Had er going tho!

[bigjim33]

i like sick/perverted humor as well....i do shit like that hahahaha

[3Vandoo]

Sing that to her, should make her smile

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You Are My Sunshine
My only sunshine.
You make me happy
When you blow me.
You'll never know, dear,
How much I love your ass.
Please don't take anymore fat.

The other nite, dear,
As I lay sleeping
I wet dreamed that you held by the balls.
When I awoke, dear,
I was mistaken
And I was hung like a horse.

You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine.
You make me happy
When you blow me
You'll never know, dear,
How much I love your tits.
Please put more victoria secret.

I'll always love you
And make you happy
If you will only swallow the same as when we met.
But if you leave me
To love another son of a *****
You'll regret it and I shoot you both;

You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine.
You make me happy
When your blow me.
You'll never know, dear,
How much I love your heads.
Please don't take your mouth away.

You told me once, dear
You really loved me
And no one else could come between
except for a 3somes!
But now you've left me
And love another
You have shattered all my dreams;

You are my sunshine,
My only sunshine.
You make me happy
When you blow me
You'll never know, dear,
How much I hate you.
Please take that ass away.



should do wonder

[jack hust]

roses are red violets are blue
now pull off your pants so i
can do it with you....