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The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "CaptainUnderpants.
And
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty
f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty
t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah
x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your
new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle
f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza
t = gerbil u = chicken > v = pickle w = chuckle
x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush
f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks
o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny
t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt
x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now
when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember
that
children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average
of 4
times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
And
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget e = crusty
f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty
t = tootie u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah
x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your
new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle
f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza
t = gerbil u = chicken > v = pickle w = chuckle
x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush
f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks
o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny
t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt
x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Now
when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember
that
children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average
of 4
times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
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