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    New Pledge of Allegiance


    Since the Pledge of Allegiance
    and The Lord's Prayer
    are not allowed in most
    public schools anymore
    because the word "God" is mentioned....
    a kid in Arizona wrote the attached
    NEW School prayer.

    I liked it....


    Now I sit me down in school

    Where praying is against the rule

    For this great nation under God

    Finds mention of Him very odd.




    If Scripture now the class recites,

    It violates the Bill of Rights.

    And anytime my head I bow

    Becomes a Federal matter now.



    Our hair can be purple, orange or green,

    That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.

    The law is specific, the law is precise.

    Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.



    For praying in a public hall

    Might offend someone with no faith at all.

    In silence alone we must meditate,

    God's name is prohibited by the state.




    We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,

    And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.

    They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.

    To quote the Good Book makes me liable.



    We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,

    And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.

    It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,

    We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.




    We can get our condoms and birth controls,

    Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.

    But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,

    No word of God must reach this crowd.




    It's scary here I must confess,

    When chaos reigns the school's a mess.

    So, Lord, this silent plea I make:

    Should I be shot; My soul please take!

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    Re: New Pledge of Allegiance

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    • #3
      Re: New Pledge of Allegiance

      Originally posted by FUZO
      SMART KID
      Ditto.

      I like it

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      • #4
        Re: New Pledge of Allegiance

        rado, good to see you bro! About time they made you a mod here.

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        • #5
          Re: New Pledge of Allegiance

          That's so true, sad, but true.
          I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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          • #6
            Re: New Pledge of Allegiance

            i agree smart kid
            Badasz1@Hushmail.com

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