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The county rabbi and a pastor from the local church are standing by the
side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:
The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now -- Before It's Too
Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you
religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the rabbi and asks,
"Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:
The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now -- Before It's Too
Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you
religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the rabbi and asks,
"Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
