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FW: I love you too, honey
> > A man escapes from prison where he has been kept for 15 years.
>> He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young
>couple in bed.
>> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
>> While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
on
the
>> neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
>>
>>
>> While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
>> "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He
>>probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in
>>years. I saw how
>he kissed your neck.
>>
>>
>> If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells
>>you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you.
>>
>>
>> This guy is probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill
us.
>Be strong honey. I love you."
>> To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
>>whispering in my ear.
>> He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we
>>kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
>> I told him where to find it. Be strong honey. I love you too."
>>
> > A man escapes from prison where he has been kept for 15 years.
>> He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young
>couple in bed.
>> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
>> While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
on
the
>> neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
>>
>>
>> While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
>> "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He
>>probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in
>>years. I saw how
>he kissed your neck.
>>
>>
>> If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells
>>you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you.
>>
>>
>> This guy is probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill
us.
>Be strong honey. I love you."
>> To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
>>whispering in my ear.
>> He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we
>>kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.
>> I told him where to find it. Be strong honey. I love you too."
>>
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