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    New Test Results Released

    An unidentified man from the south reported that while consuming large amounts of Corona's, pizza, and Wendy's as well as other really good tasting fast foods while taking 6 weeks out of the gym can actually bulk up your waist line adding a good two inches to your abdomen. Reports show somewhere between 8-10lbs of new bodyfat.

    In a related story, the user D-S just got wired from his morning Xenadrine and Ephedra!!!
    "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change...Courage and Strength to change the things I can...And Wisdom to know the difference."

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    Recent research by an independent idiot from a cave in Texas relates . . . "it was like all these Sonic Blast's with Oreo cookies were calling out my name ; I just couldn't say no to the poor little things." "then the cheeseburgers started their crap and well . . .hey, What can I say? I am a tender guy!"
    The above mentioned subject endured this mental and emotional fatigue while on a 3 1/2 month hiatus from the training room. Needless to say . . .he is now a fat pig and disgusted at his lack of definition. His future plans include but are not limited to: not taking his shirt off in public, finding a new gym until he gets back into shape, and playing the part of a pregnant woman in the local theater.
    For more info see the headline . . . "Fat Guy in Little Posing Trunks"
    :withstupi

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    • #3
      MAN FROM CHICAGO LAUGHING AT 2 SOUTHERN BOYS TRYING TO BE FUNNY.LOL
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      • #4
        Man from Ga. says eat til you can't walk and get that much coveted single ab!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by FUZO
          MAN FROM CHICAGO LAUGHING AT 2 SOUTHERN BOYS TRYING TO BE FUNNY.LOL

          With a name like FUZO I wouldn't be poking fun....
          "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change...Courage and Strength to change the things I can...And Wisdom to know the difference."

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          • #6
            i tried and tried to think of somethin to say in reply to this post, but im at a loss for words

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            • #7
              THATS ITALIAN FOR PHUCKYOU.LOL
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              • #8
                Originally posted by FUZO
                THATS ITALIAN FOR PHUCKYOU.LOL

                "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change...Courage and Strength to change the things I can...And Wisdom to know the difference."

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                • #9
                  yea ds i am getting fat also start back at the gym next monday

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by FUZO
                    THATS ITALIAN FOR PHUCKYOU.LOL
                    wuuuaaaahahahahahahahah!
                    I think I might be motivated now! Thanks!

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