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I created/wrote this for entertainment purposes only.
If I offend anyone in any way, I apologize in advance.
I have belonged to many gyms from NYC to Florida.
Traveled a lot and also tried out all gyms til I found the right one.
In my travels and my experiences, I bring you the Top 10 Annoying Gym Folk.
The Top 10 Annoying Gym Folk
The Pacer: This is the guy who walks up and down a short trajectory, back and forth and back forth between their sets.
No big deal, but when you're concentrating on your workout and some dude keeps walking right in front of you over and over again, it can really make you wanna sedate him.
The Bench Warmer: The person who sits FOREVER on a machine endlessly knowing that you would like to get a set in.
Doing everything to picking lint out of their belly button except using the machine.
You want to say something, but you know that's JUST what they want.
The Bitter / Self Righteous Short Term Member: Usually an old fart who's out of shape who belligerently pushes themselves on to a machine ,you just took a minute break from, just because they are entitled and want to make it known. Although they usually just do like 1/2 a set, it just makes one just want to to send them a fricking greeting card.
The KnowItAll : Some dude/dudette who is like as in shape as any of the cast from Roseanne but just happens to know everything about diet and relative info. Solution: Turn up your IPOD.
The Grunter: We all make some noise sometimes when we do some serious training. This is the guy , even while listening to your IPOD, makes you think you hear someone who just ate way too many chimichangas and is having a challenge on the toilet.
The Star: Hey man, you work hard to look good and it shows, and you should feel good about it, but when you walk around like you have your hand prints outside Mann's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, keep in mind that if you too ate too many chimichangas, it don't come out like roses. Keep it real man.
The glute-kisser/tag-along: This is the guy who just goes around wanting to associate himself with all the BIG guys at the gym so he could feel/seem special. Harmless, but tends to try on the Star persona by asociation, even if it doesn't fit. Don't give up your day job kid.
The Gym Jesters: Better yet, fool. This is the person who takes no time to get knowledge on working out.
They are there everyday , but they do half-range motions, bad form and no isolation. Also the fat dude doing crunches..hmmm.
I was once an idiot and will NEVER be an Einstein...knowledge is power!
The Hygiene Challenged: Not much to say on this except that it makes one wonder whether these folks' olfactory functions have malfunctioned and that they can't discern the aromas between fresh baked apple pie and a protein fart. Help can be found at either Grocery Stores or Pharmacies.
The Personal Trainer that needs a Personal Trainer: This speaks for itself. Sweet Lord would you trust a 5'5 300 lb Dietician. 'nuff said!
Orionstar
Enjoy.
If I offend anyone in any way, I apologize in advance.
I have belonged to many gyms from NYC to Florida.
Traveled a lot and also tried out all gyms til I found the right one.
In my travels and my experiences, I bring you the Top 10 Annoying Gym Folk.
The Top 10 Annoying Gym Folk
The Pacer: This is the guy who walks up and down a short trajectory, back and forth and back forth between their sets.
No big deal, but when you're concentrating on your workout and some dude keeps walking right in front of you over and over again, it can really make you wanna sedate him.
The Bench Warmer: The person who sits FOREVER on a machine endlessly knowing that you would like to get a set in.
Doing everything to picking lint out of their belly button except using the machine.
You want to say something, but you know that's JUST what they want.
The Bitter / Self Righteous Short Term Member: Usually an old fart who's out of shape who belligerently pushes themselves on to a machine ,you just took a minute break from, just because they are entitled and want to make it known. Although they usually just do like 1/2 a set, it just makes one just want to to send them a fricking greeting card.
The KnowItAll : Some dude/dudette who is like as in shape as any of the cast from Roseanne but just happens to know everything about diet and relative info. Solution: Turn up your IPOD.
The Grunter: We all make some noise sometimes when we do some serious training. This is the guy , even while listening to your IPOD, makes you think you hear someone who just ate way too many chimichangas and is having a challenge on the toilet.
The Star: Hey man, you work hard to look good and it shows, and you should feel good about it, but when you walk around like you have your hand prints outside Mann's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, keep in mind that if you too ate too many chimichangas, it don't come out like roses. Keep it real man.
The glute-kisser/tag-along: This is the guy who just goes around wanting to associate himself with all the BIG guys at the gym so he could feel/seem special. Harmless, but tends to try on the Star persona by asociation, even if it doesn't fit. Don't give up your day job kid.
The Gym Jesters: Better yet, fool. This is the person who takes no time to get knowledge on working out.
They are there everyday , but they do half-range motions, bad form and no isolation. Also the fat dude doing crunches..hmmm.
I was once an idiot and will NEVER be an Einstein...knowledge is power!
The Hygiene Challenged: Not much to say on this except that it makes one wonder whether these folks' olfactory functions have malfunctioned and that they can't discern the aromas between fresh baked apple pie and a protein fart. Help can be found at either Grocery Stores or Pharmacies.
The Personal Trainer that needs a Personal Trainer: This speaks for itself. Sweet Lord would you trust a 5'5 300 lb Dietician. 'nuff said!
Orionstar
Enjoy.
MOUHAHAHAHA fucker!
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