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Horth(joke)
A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a
friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?"
That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment".
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking
for a male or female horse.
A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly.
Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes
the once over.
Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
So he picks the little fella upagain, and shows him the
horse's ears.Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but
he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him
under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat,pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a
Widdlebit"?
friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?"
That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment".
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking
for a male or female horse.
A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly.
Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes
the once over.
Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
So he picks the little fella upagain, and shows him the
horse's ears.Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but
he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him
under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat,pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a
Widdlebit"?
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