Ladies And Gentlemen....my White Trash Neighbor Pics!!

[angryoldman]

This picture was taken after she pillaged the ice cream truck. Unfortunately, this plumper is only 18, and every bit of 250 plus. As I stated, I think she's on a bulking cycle (for the past 12 years) That's about $10 worth of ice cream in her hand she's so careful not to drop. Pretty girl, but a biggun! Oh yea, that's my baby in the background. My 325xi
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This is the sister. She is only 23 years old, already has 3 kids, and is every bit of 260 plus. Notice, she has an ice cream bar in her other hand. They have hardwood floors, and their stairs are against the shared wall between the 2 houses. When the 2 sisters run down the steps, they make a statement! On a side note, the child is beautiful. I'm protecting the childs face by blanking it out. Besides, if my mom looked like this, I wouldn't anyone to see me with her either!
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After I told them both I was getting their pictures, the younger one went ducking into her house. Well, crashing into the house is more like it. They don't trust me taking their picture for some reason? Wonder why?
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Now, the good stuff. This is my neighbors front yard. You've already seen the back yard, now look at the front yard. In typical redneck white trash style, they sit on their lawn chairs in the grass and barbeque on their George Foreman grill. The blue thing on top of the grill is some kind of bucket or some shit.
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Now, take a look at this pretty house. Notice the flowers out front, the Japanese Maple tree, beautifully landscaped. Yes, that's my house. I take pride in my house. I think it's nice.
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Now, look at all my other neighbors houses. Beautiful. We all keep our houses nice, flowers in the front, very respectful towards each others property. We all get along great!
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Now, look what I see to the other side of me. White trash heaven. Notice that aweful phuquing tire in the front yard!!!! It's got....some....kind....of shit or whatever growing out of it. Those aren't flowers. Nice huh?

So as you see, now you know why I'm an angry old man. Not really old, not even really middle aged. It's a long story, but anyways, this is what I have to deal with. Well, comments are welcomed!

[jack hust]

you so craxzy

[rckpytn]

lmao, wow that is funny shit

[mick-G]

That is very stuff lol! I guess thats a worse case scenario. Maybe you could take up a collection and do thier landscape or run it by them. Maybe they will get the hint. Are you renters or owners?

[RollPlayer]

LOL! ;P

[jipped genes]

bro white trash they may be but that just isnt that bad. in my town we have a trailer park. i fear for my well being in there for i may catch some third world disease or be attacked if one of the many pit bulls chained in front of each trailer gets loose. oh and there must be a junk car out front with grass growwing up all around it.

[angryoldman]

Originally posted by mick-G
Are you renters or owners?

The sad thing is, I'm an owner. They are renters. The only renters on the entire block, and the worst phuquing house on the block

[FUZO]

TO FUNNY

[Audiowaves252]

lol funny stuff. i live in an upper class type of neighborhood and for some reason the past week it has turned into a ghetto. 1. was arriving home from the gym one day to notice two fat girls fighting(UFC style) in the middle of the street, tons of cops came. 2. neighbor across the street has set up army tents in the back yard.
Last but not least another neighbor and her daughter got raped by their general contractor (about 15 cop cars infront of her house that day).

[punk_bbuilder]

that was funny as hell..lol

[HungarianBeast]

Those are some big ones.

[angryoldman]

Originally posted by Audiowaves252
1. was arriving home from the gym one day to notice two fat girls fighting(UFC style) in the middle of the street, tons of cops came.

SWEET! Sorry, but that sounds cool as shit. Nothing better than a good cat fight. Except of course if they're bigguns

[edvedr]

lmao too funny. i wish i took pictures of the hippo that use to live next to me at my old condo. she was 350 easy. never left the house, just rented out her bedrooms to random teenage kids. it was time for her to go when her nephew set our building on fire. fucker, i had to live in a hotel for 2 months!!!!

[angryoldman]

And please don't get me wrong. I do not have anything against fat people. I understand sometimes it's glandular or hereditary. But what I hate is fat LAZY people. Like my neighbors. The girl is 18 years old. They eat fast food every night. She doesn't want to help herself because she's LAZY. Her sister is lazy. Same thing. And as you can see from their property, they don't do a damn thing. So to sum it up:
1)They're fat
2)They're lazy
3)They can't keep their house neat
4)They order fast food almost every night
Do these sound like ideal neighbors?

[angryoldman]

OH-WAIT!!!! I forgot!!! This is a good one!!! Damn, this sums some stuff up too.
I'm a V.P. of a bank, so all my neighbors ask me advice about this, that, investments, etc.. They came into about $30,000 from an inheritance after her grandmother died a few months ago. She was asking me about what to set up for the kids and stuff. I gave them some advice on what to do. That night, BLAM. Like 6 large pizzas are delivered, cheesteaks, etc..... THE FRIGGIN WORKS. I'm laughing inside my house. About 2 days later, they get a newer car (a neon ) Then, a week down the shore. Make a long story short, you guessed it, $30,000 GONE with not a damn thing to show for it except a green friggin Neon. Don't ask me where all the money went. All I can say is that they pissed it away. NOW, if you had 3 kids, a husband, a sister, a brother, and from time to time, the mother living in a 2 bedroom house, wouldn't common sense tell you to think about lifestyle first and move to a bigger house???? That was one of my suggestions to her. Take some money, go find a bigger house. Hey, I was just looking out for them And to answer another question some of you may be thinking....YES, it's illegal to have that many people living in one house. Several of the neighbors and myself have called the township. The township comes over, knocks on the door, and asks "Do all these people live here?" Well duh. Of course if they say NO, then the township doesn't do anything else. Honestly, you folks may think I'm making some of this shit up. But it really is this bad. We can't even get them THROWN out for living illegally!!!!!