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A guy walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm. He walks up to the bar, puts the alligator on top of the bar, opens the alligtors mouth, takes his willy out, and puts it in the alligators mouth. So the alligator is just sitting there with this guys willy in his mouth. The guy punches the alligator as hard as he can. The alligator doesn't do anything.
The guy picks up a bottle and breaks it over the alligators head. The alligator doesn't do anything.
He picks up a chair and breaks it over the alligator. The alligator doesn't do anything.
So he takes his willy out of the gators mouth and yells "IS THERE ANYONE IN THIS BAR MAN ENOUGH TO TRY THAT?"
A little guy in the corner raises his hand and says "I will if you promise not to hit me so hard."
The guy picks up a bottle and breaks it over the alligators head. The alligator doesn't do anything.
He picks up a chair and breaks it over the alligator. The alligator doesn't do anything.
So he takes his willy out of the gators mouth and yells "IS THERE ANYONE IN THIS BAR MAN ENOUGH TO TRY THAT?"
A little guy in the corner raises his hand and says "I will if you promise not to hit me so hard."
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