attacked by an ocstcrich

[Big Ray]

i am slepting with my neighbor
i do thist all teh tiome when my wife is away
we do it fro comfort anywy her little son pete looks up to me since he daddy ran away back to mexio so i decide to taek him toa petting zoo
at frist my shoes flel off of my feet while in teh ferris wheels i was over a small crick and my shoes fell in ther and i could not found one of them
and to maek matters wrost i bought pete some peanuts and he was allregic to tehm so i had to taek them away from him and i was eat them and an octritch ran over to me and kicked me and pecked at me with his beaky fro reasons i assume taht were somehow related to teh peanuts

[mick-G]

Rule 1: Never keep peanuts in your hand at a petting zoo unless you are going to feed the pets lol! Ray, you never cease to amaze. Hey, I'm interested in seeing this other lady. Post a pic.