frating on doors

[Big Ray]

my wif was outof town lsat night and i am slepting with my mexian neigbro her naem is salina and she is lowrider magzagine quality
she has a little son naem pete
well last night pete stayd at my house too because his play daet got cancelled
he was slepting in teh guess bedrom
I waited until he was hlaf aslept in ther and i played on his fear of teh drak by sneaking up to teh bedroom door ans pressing my buthoel up against that really hrad and frating on it
i wonder what he wasthinking happend because ti sounded liek a monstar was doing something horrendous to teh door

[lxorl]

dude you fuck your neighbor in your own houes while your wife is out of town, and have her bring her son... pretty sleezy.

[Big Ray]

well i go to her hous to
and her son had nowhere esle togo
than was not teh piont on my strory tho
i was asking haev you ever frated on a door and scared teh children not for relationship advice
my wife leftme becuase she found a pcture of a gril taht i download off of netscape and put in my the wallet and she found ti so thats that

[FUZO]

WHY DONT YOU POST THIS IN THE SEX DATE RELATIONSHIP FORUM,MABEY YOU WILL GET BETTER RESPONCES

[Big Ray]

becuase i am not tlaking ab9out sex damn ti
i am referring to teh time i frarted on a wooden door and frightlened a small child aka last night

[O2BESOHUGE]

move it over there for him fuzo!!

[mick-G]

This is too funny lol!

[Gymratforlife]

lol wtf

[edvedr]

Originally posted by Big Ray
[B
i am referring to teh time i frarted on a wooden door and frightlened a small child aka last night [/B]

omg i can't stop laughing

[bjtheman]

Originally posted by Big Ray
becuase i am not tlaking ab9out sex damn ti
i am referring to teh time i frarted on a wooden door and frightlened a small child aka last night

You're the best Big Ray

[PimpMaster]

what is really going on????

[SODATOSS]

I dont know but I just farted and it smelled like bbq chicken.....mmmmm chicken....... I need sleep!