Valentine's Day cards for all you romantics:)

[Hollywood]

Just in time for Valentine's Day....
>
>
> > These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
> > romantic first line but least romantic second line:
> >
> > Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
> > but I only slept with you, because I was pissed
> >
> > I thought that I could love no other
> > Until, that is, I met your brother
> >
> > Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
> > But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
>empty
> > and
> > so is your head.
> >
> > Of loving beauty you float with grace
> > If only you could hide your face
> >
> > Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
> > This describes everything you're not
> >
> > I want to feel your sweet embrace
> > But don't take that paper bag off your face
> >
> > I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
> > Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
> >
> > My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> > Marrying you screwed up my life
> >
> > I see your face when I am dreaming
> > That's why I always wake up screaming
> >
> > My love you take my breath away
> > What have you stepped in to smell this way
> >
> > My feelings for you no words can tell
> > Except for maybe "go to hell"
> >
> > What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> > Two parts vodka, one part lime.

[pudgy]

hollywood i knew you were a closet romantic

[beachgirl]

lol very sweet

[jack hust]

lol great stuff

[Hollywood]

I try

[pudgy]

you are jaded , you need a civillian. where is superman today ?

[Keiser]

funny stuff

[countrychic]

lol very cute

[pudgy]

Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
Never Fear, Super Man is here!!

its like you can tell when she logs on

[Hollywood]

Yeah, he's got an alarm Except everytime I log off, he cheats on me

[bigjim33]

Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
Never Fear, Super Man is here!!

[bigjim33]

Originally posted by Hollywood
Yeah, he's got an alarm Except everytime I log off, he cheats on me

he is a little ***** isn't he lol:p

[Hollywood]

Yes, he is! That's why he's loved I guess

[Sachet]

Re: Valentine's Day cards for all you romantics

Originally posted by Hollywood
Just in time for Valentine's Day....

> > Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
> > but I only slept with you, because I was pissed
> >
> > I thought that I could love no other
> > Until, that is, I met your brother
> >
> >
> > Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
> > This describes everything you're not

> >
> > My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> > Marrying you screwed up my life
> >
> > I see your face when I am dreaming
> > That's why I always wake up screaming

*LMAO!!*