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A blonde female police officer pulls over a blonde female in a convertible
>sports car for speeding. The cop walks over to the car and asks the blonde
>drive for some ID. The blonde driver searches through her purse in vain.
>Finally she asks, "What does it look like?" The blonde cop tells her, "It's
>that thing with your picture on it." The blonde driver searches for a few
>more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough, she sees
>her picture. She hands the compact to the blonde cop. The blonde cop looks
>at the compact for a few seconds, then rolls her eyes, hands the compact
>back to the blonde driver and says,"If you had told me you were a police
>officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole
>thing."
>
>sports car for speeding. The cop walks over to the car and asks the blonde
>drive for some ID. The blonde driver searches through her purse in vain.
>Finally she asks, "What does it look like?" The blonde cop tells her, "It's
>that thing with your picture on it." The blonde driver searches for a few
>more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough, she sees
>her picture. She hands the compact to the blonde cop. The blonde cop looks
>at the compact for a few seconds, then rolls her eyes, hands the compact
>back to the blonde driver and says,"If you had told me you were a police
>officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole
>thing."
>
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