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  • Help! I'm Dying!!!!!

    This morning I took the civil service exam for law enforcement (police) and after that we had to do a physical agility course. I was going pretty fast until I had to climb over a 6 ft fence. I came down on one leg and my knee is fucking killing me! Overall, I did pretty damn good. There were 70 people before the written exam and only 26 passed and went on to the physical test. I think I am ranked 5th. Everyone was calling me "big man"!
    Now all I need to do is get past the polygraph test and I'll be fine.
    I AM EL NINO!!! All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino. Yo soy El Nino. For those of you who dont habla espanol, El Nino is Spanish for,THE NINO!!!

  • #2
    I have heard a few ways to beat a poly-test but I don't really believe any of them.

    I do wish you luck!

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    • #3
      Please, explain away!
      I AM EL NINO!!! All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino. Yo soy El Nino. For those of you who dont habla espanol, El Nino is Spanish for,THE NINO!!!

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      • #4
        Sleep depravation(sp), a tack in your shoes, practicing over and over with someone you trust asking you the questions you are concerned about.

        Remember I do not buy any of these but the internet has a lot of info on these things. You will have to decide on what seems reasonable.

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        • #5
          Law enforcement, tough job it is. Good luck bro!

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          • #6
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            • #7
              i did the same thing bro. prequalified with the test then did P.A. and did well but failed the polygraph..

              one of my cop friends told me to stare at something think hard abou that one thing and just kinda tune out the questions just listening enough to answer them. they are yes and no questions. answer and keep your mind on that thing whether it be a chip in the paint or a light bulb. but it depends on how good you lie and i am no good. but cops as a whole are great liars or nobody would passs the strict entrance qualifications
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              • #8
                they work only 60% of the time.. that's almost half the time the yare right and the other time they are wrong... so knowing that they are not 100% fullproof, u can relax and thus beat them...

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                • #9
                  why r u dying btw?

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                  • #10
                    Congrats man

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by LOCO
                      why r u dying btw?
                      Oh! I forgot to elaborate on that. I only got 3 hours of sleep and I hurt my knee during the obstacle course. Plus, my legs were already sore from squatting on Friday. All in all, I feel like shit!!!! I need some female companionship.
                      I AM EL NINO!!! All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino. Yo soy El Nino. For those of you who dont habla espanol, El Nino is Spanish for,THE NINO!!!

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