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We Want You!!!!!!!!!!!
- YOU WANT TO DEVELOP A SENSE OF HUMOUR!
- YOU WANT TO HAVE A LOW PAY
- WORK YOUR ASS OFF EVERYDAY
- GET CRITICIZED BY ALL THE FUCKING LIBERALS.
- WORK WITH OBSOLETE MATERIALS.
- RISKS YOUR LIFE IN SHITTY COUNTRY.
- PROMOTE POUTINE AND CANADIAN IMMIGRATION.
- BE THE LAUGH OF THE WORLD, BECAUSE 18TH GENERATIONS SERVED ON THE SAME BOAT.
- HAVE NO BENEFITS.
- GET A 70% DIVORCE RATE.
- SPEND HALF OF YOUR LIFE AWAY, IN SHITTY TENT.
- DRIVE 4X4 VEHICULES CONCEPTED FOR GERMANY, BUT CANT STAND -50.
- GET FORCED TO EAT CRAP LIKE SEXUAL HARRASSMENT, AND EQUALITY WHEN THE GAY, FEMALE OR ETHNICITY HAVE ALL BETTER BENEFIT THAN YOU AND DO LESS.
- YOU WANT TO GET FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOU SPENT 20 YEARS AS A SOLDIER AND YOU ARE WAITING FOR A PROMOTION, BUT THIS CHICK ARRIVES FRESH FROM BASIC, SHE A FNG, AND GET YOUR PROMOTION BECAUSE SHE'S A CHICK, NATIVE AND A LESBIAN!!! OR MAYBE SHE DID A THREESOME WITH THE GENERAL!
- GET A PROMOTION EVERY 22 YEARS OR SO.
- YOU WANT A SERVICE THAT WILL PAY YOUR OPERATION FOR A SEX CHANGE.
- YOU WANT TO BE ABUSED.
- LEARN HOW TO PARADE
- LEARN HOW TO CLEAN A TOILET BOWL WITH A TOOTHBRUSH.
- LEARN HOW TO PERFORM IRONING
- LEARN HOW TO DO A SQUARE BED
- LEARN HOW TO KILL PEOPLE AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD.
- LEARN TO TIE WOMEN TO TREES AND TAKE PICTURES.
- LEARN HOW TO HIDE PICTURES OF WOMEN TIED TO TREES.
- LEARN TO REPAIR PREHISTORIC MACHINERY.
- YOU WANT THE RIGHT TO MARRY YOUR SERGEANT, EVEN IF HE'S A HE AND YOU A HE TOO, BUT YOU NOT ALLOWED TO FRAT WITH FEMALE!!!!!!!!!
- YOU WANT A CHALLENGE BECAUSE YOUR GOVERNMENT IS MENTALLY CHALLENGED, AND YOU WANT TO GET PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED BECAUSE THE LEADERS ARE RETARDS.
JOIN THE CANADIAN FORCES NOW!!!!!!
WE DONT WANT YOU!!!!!!!!!
- YOU WANT TO HAVE A LOW PAY
- WORK YOUR ASS OFF EVERYDAY
- GET CRITICIZED BY ALL THE FUCKING LIBERALS.
- WORK WITH OBSOLETE MATERIALS.
- RISKS YOUR LIFE IN SHITTY COUNTRY.
- PROMOTE POUTINE AND CANADIAN IMMIGRATION.
- BE THE LAUGH OF THE WORLD, BECAUSE 18TH GENERATIONS SERVED ON THE SAME BOAT.
- HAVE NO BENEFITS.
- GET A 70% DIVORCE RATE.
- SPEND HALF OF YOUR LIFE AWAY, IN SHITTY TENT.
- DRIVE 4X4 VEHICULES CONCEPTED FOR GERMANY, BUT CANT STAND -50.
- GET FORCED TO EAT CRAP LIKE SEXUAL HARRASSMENT, AND EQUALITY WHEN THE GAY, FEMALE OR ETHNICITY HAVE ALL BETTER BENEFIT THAN YOU AND DO LESS.
- YOU WANT TO GET FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOU SPENT 20 YEARS AS A SOLDIER AND YOU ARE WAITING FOR A PROMOTION, BUT THIS CHICK ARRIVES FRESH FROM BASIC, SHE A FNG, AND GET YOUR PROMOTION BECAUSE SHE'S A CHICK, NATIVE AND A LESBIAN!!! OR MAYBE SHE DID A THREESOME WITH THE GENERAL!
- GET A PROMOTION EVERY 22 YEARS OR SO.
- YOU WANT A SERVICE THAT WILL PAY YOUR OPERATION FOR A SEX CHANGE.
- YOU WANT TO BE ABUSED.
- LEARN HOW TO PARADE
- LEARN HOW TO CLEAN A TOILET BOWL WITH A TOOTHBRUSH.
- LEARN HOW TO PERFORM IRONING
- LEARN HOW TO DO A SQUARE BED
- LEARN HOW TO KILL PEOPLE AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD.
- LEARN TO TIE WOMEN TO TREES AND TAKE PICTURES.
- LEARN HOW TO HIDE PICTURES OF WOMEN TIED TO TREES.
- LEARN TO REPAIR PREHISTORIC MACHINERY.
- YOU WANT THE RIGHT TO MARRY YOUR SERGEANT, EVEN IF HE'S A HE AND YOU A HE TOO, BUT YOU NOT ALLOWED TO FRAT WITH FEMALE!!!!!!!!!
- YOU WANT A CHALLENGE BECAUSE YOUR GOVERNMENT IS MENTALLY CHALLENGED, AND YOU WANT TO GET PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED BECAUSE THE LEADERS ARE RETARDS.
JOIN THE CANADIAN FORCES NOW!!!!!!
WE DONT WANT YOU!!!!!!!!!
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