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    How to IMPRESS a WOMAN -

    Compliment her,
    respect her,
    honor her,
    cuddle her,
    kiss her,
    caress her,
    love her,
    stroke her,
    tease her,
    comfort her,
    protect her,
    hug her,
    hold her,
    spend money on her,
    wine and dine her,
    buy things for her,
    listen to her,
    care for her,
    stand by her,
    support her,
    hold her,
    go to the ends of the Earth for her.


    - How to IMPRESS a MAN -



    Show up naked. Bring beer.

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    How to IMPRESS a WOMAN
    1) Grab her ass really hard.
    2) Fart.

    The rest is just fluff!

    You about nailed down how to impress a man tho!
    RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

    Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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    • #3
      Don't forget the pizza!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Got Gear?
        1) Grab her ass really hard.
        2) Fart.

        The rest is just fluff!

        LOL
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        • #5
          That's good stuff, chic

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Got Gear?
            1) Grab her ass really hard.
            2) Fart.

            The rest is just fluff!

            You about nailed down how to impress a man tho!

            lol

            #2 you forgot to hold her head under the covers

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            • #7
              Bwahahahah you all are too funny....
              "A pump is like cumming"
              -Arnold Schwarzenegger-

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              • #8
                lol

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by countrychic
                  lol

                  #2 you forgot to hold her head under the covers
                  Yell.. yah sorta. That's how you can tell if you girl is a keeper or not.

                  BTW: You know she's a keeper for sure if she does the same thing to you!
                  RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

                  Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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                  • #10
                    I like it!!
                    "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"

                    "Some people believe that holding on and hanging in there are signs of strength. However, there are times in life which it takes much more strength to just let go"

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                    • #11
                      yes and the beer is optional.

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                      • #12
                        Re: here's my answer

                        Originally posted by countrychic
                        [B


                        - How to IMPRESS a MAN -



                        Show up naked. Bring beer. [/B]

                        You know it!!

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                        • #13
                          - How to IMPRESS a MAN -

                          Show up naked. Bring beer.

                          yeah we are simple creatures
                          morebeefplease


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                          "Second place is like kissing your sister."

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                          • #14
                            she's just trying to help us be better men.
                            but I still like the show up naked and bring beer option
                            Corny Devil

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                            • #15
                              oink oink, Im a pig
                              Corny Devil

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