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A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all
dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the cat shoots back in the house. They do not want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty
explains to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took
so long" he says, "Stupid ***** was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!!"
dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the cat shoots back in the house. They do not want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty
explains to the taxi driver "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took
so long" he says, "Stupid ***** was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the back yard!!"
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