Today is the day!

[JaclynLloyd]

gibblets - LMAO

[edvedr]

Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE
jack, his weakness is in his EARS!! pull the shiznit out of the left one!! its like kryptonite to him!!!

o2

no no, big ears are a strength. they make people underestimate you cause they think your goofy, then you beat their ass. or you can stand in front of a light which makes your ears glow and ......... well i think it just looks cool!

[pudgy]

I think i can beat mike tyson

[FUZO]

HE CAN LISTEN TO YOU TO DEATH WITH THOSE EARS

[Got Gear?]

The big ears let me fly!

Well, truth be told.. Jack and I stood toe to toe last night. We started fighting. I was totally winning... I was at least 3 teeth deep into his calf when the crazziest thing happened. Jack let some of that nucular protein stank of his off. Holly crap! Worse than any toxic buring car fumes! I dunno if it was planned or what, but this attack was especially effective because with me 3 teeth deep into his calf..I had to breath through my nose. I held on for as long as I could, but I shit you not..the flesh in my nostrils was burning off.

Eventually I let go in a howl of burning nostril pain. This is when Jack took the opertunity and grabbed me by the ears (thanks assholes!). He picked me up by me poor ears and started shakeing the crap out of me. I was in trouble! I tried kicking and punching, but my baby arms just wern't long enough. So I decided to use my secret weapon. I spit up 1/2 digested breast milk all over him. I must have got some in his mouth or something cause he dropped me like a bag of potatoes.

This was my chance! I was moving in for the kill... takeing a moment to decide if I wanted to rip out his throat, or mearly bash his skull into a pulp. And just as I lept for the fatal blow - newgirl snatched me out of mid air!

Jack and I both got a huge lecture. I'm not allowed to play with my rattle for a week, and Jack has walk the neighbours dog for a week. I hope his bites get infected!

[jack hust]

lmao brother what goes on in that head of yours

Originally posted by Got Gear?
The big ears let me fly!

Well, truth be told.. Jack and I stood toe to toe last night. We started fighting. I was totally winning... I was at least 3 teeth deep into his calf when the crazziest thing happened. Jack let some of that nucular protein stank of his off. Holly crap! Worse than any toxic buring car fumes! I dunno if it was planned or what, but this attack was especially effective because with me 3 teeth deep into his calf..I had to breath through my nose. I held on for as long as I could, but I shit you not..the flesh in my nostrils was burning off.

Eventually I let go in a howl of burning nostril pain. This is when Jack took the opertunity and grabbed me by the ears (thanks assholes!). He picked me up by me poor ears and started shakeing the crap out of me. I was in trouble! I tried kicking and punching, but my baby arms just wern't long enough. So I decided to use my secret weapon. I spit up 1/2 digested breast milk all over him. I must have got some in his mouth or something cause he dropped me like a bag of potatoes.

This was my chance! I was moving in for the kill... takeing a moment to decide if I wanted to rip out his throat, or mearly bash his skull into a pulp. And just as I lept for the fatal blow - newgirl snatched me out of mid air!

Jack and I both got a huge lecture. I'm not allowed to play with my rattle for a week, and Jack has walk the neighbours dog for a week. I hope his bites get infected!

[OldWiseGuy]

It's a good thing that sugarbaby didn't nab you. She would have drowned you both in jello and posted pics of your lifeless bodies in the members section as a lession to you both.

[Kitten]

You guys.....don't you know that Jack is a lover and not a fighter? Sheesh.

And GG, if a big bear hug is what you want, you don't have to disguise it with a "fight".