i hate camping

[jipped genes]

a bunch of drunk rednecks drinking beer around the fire talking about all the bulls they rode and the fights they won. shit i rode a bull ONCE. i was on for 4 seconds my buddy said 4 seconds aint bad! i said what are you talkin about, took me 4 seconds to get the fuck off. my wives friends husbands damn fat bastards. my wife told me to go home i was ready to pop the next motherfucker that called me slim or stretch. just because i am under 200# and dont have a 12% bf instead of 30%, that makes me slim? before i left my son was running and took a header off a tent stake busted his forehead. he was OK till he saw the blood and his mom running towards him yelling OH MY GOD! i am gonna take a shower simmer down and go back out there drink a beer and go to bed.

[njjuicer]

hmm id say dont go camping with chubs next time and take ur son by ruself momies make to much b/s the kid needs sum bumps witout mokmy kissin him u dotn want a mommas boy do u!!!!!!!!!!!

[jipped genes]

hell no he is no mommas boy. at least when he is away from his momma. LOL i went to tbed i slept for shit. now i am gonna take the boat out and go fishin wish me luck!

[njjuicer]

well good luck pops

[jipped genes]

just took my son fishing. got back with a livewell full of big sandies. made the fat boys clean them and am now getting my fish cooker. 30 fish in 2 hours aint bad. thanks seagulls for showing us the fish

[new231]

Yeah Jipped, you need to camp by yourself or with two good buddies. Bring the brew and some classic stories and re-live the good old days. None of this family shit.

[warpalien]

if you went camping with a bro, and you woke up with a sore ass and a condom on the ground, would you tell anybody?

[Got Gear?]

I love camping. This summer I'm hopefully going to build a hot water shower attachment to my truck. Basically it'll allow me to pump water out of a lake or stream, and heat it instantly to allow you to shower. It's also great for makeing warm dishwater etc.

Because honestly, that's the one thing I hate about camping... I always end up filthy as a pig with a day or so..

[jipped genes]

Originally posted by warpalien
if you went camping with a bro, and you woke up with a sore ass and a condom on the ground, would you tell anybody?

LOL i am not falling for that one!


GG you are so crazy!

[71olds442]

Originally posted by warpalien
if you went camping with a bro, and you woke up with a sore ass and a condom on the ground, would you tell anybody?

haha.. wanna go camping?

[warpalien]

[DJ HILL]

I love camping, went for the first time in a long time , bought all new gear. dident catch shit though

[Harry Tasker]

Re: i hate camping

Originally posted by jipped genes
a bunch of drunk rednecks drinking beer around the fire talking about all the bulls they rode and the fights they won. shit i rode a bull ONCE. i was on for 4 seconds my buddy said 4 seconds aint bad! i said what are you talkin about, took me 4 seconds to get the fuck off. my wives friends husbands damn fat bastards. my wife told me to go home i was ready to pop the next motherfucker that called me slim or stretch. just because i am under 200# and dont have a 12% bf instead of 30%, that makes me slim? before i left my son was running and took a header off a tent stake busted his forehead. he was OK till he saw the blood and his mom running towards him yelling OH MY GOD! i am gonna take a shower simmer down and go back out there drink a beer and go to bed.

nothing pisses off a weight lifter more then being called "slim" or "skinny" or such words as that. made u pretty Irate eh?

[lxorl]

camping is great till you wake up the next morning hung over and the whole body aches from sleeping on the ground.....

I cant waite to go again.