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A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He
smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl looked.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two
spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father
replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"That might be OK in California and New York," she
said," but we're not having any of that shit in North Carolina!"
smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl looked.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two
spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father
replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"That might be OK in California and New York," she
said," but we're not having any of that shit in North Carolina!"
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