What's With The Jersey Jokes?!

[Sachet]

*ROTFLMAO*

[pudgy]

wasup wit uts

[njjuicer]

damn why u hatin jersey i cant get enough of the foreigners the traffic the shitty roads and the rest of the great people who take up perfectly good oxygen

[pudgy]

she brought it up bro , i love everyone except maybe al gore.

[Sachet]

*LMAO*

If you think of it.. now seriously.. you only hafta drive maybe 2 hours max, in any direction, and you've got something to do.

Skiing at Mountain Creek
Hiking on the Apalachian Trail along the Delaware
White water rafting down the Delaware
The Meadowlands
NYCity
Watching bodies float up in the Hudson
The Shore
Malls
Clubs

[pudgy]

u had to throw in "the shore" didnt you. they call it that because its too cold to be a beach

[njjuicer]

i live bye nyc three times a week and i personally hate it and i enver been rafting and i ahte malls lol so imleft with the gym adn raceway park lol

[Sachet]

I forgot about raceway park!


Another lil tidbit about Jersey~

You hafta have educated people living here to run pharmaceutical & medical technology companies

We also have the nation's fourth lowest poverty rate in the nation.
And we ranked 5th in the nation for residents aquiring a four year college education or higher~

However, just don't expect us to put an avatar in our profile without asking for help..

[njjuicer]

sachet i dont know where ua re but im not encountering to many educated people lol must be ur area

[Krush]

Man, don't get down on Jersey, If it weren't for Jersey girls there'd be no porn!

[ElCid]

Man, you guys are asking for trouble!!

[ROAD WARRIOR]

"In the day, we sweat it out on the streets, of a run away American dream.
At night we ride the mansions of glory, in suicide machines.
Sprung from cages on Highway 9, chrome wheeled, fuel injected, and stepping out over the line.
Baby, this town rips the bones from your back, it's a death trap, it's a suicide rap.
We gotta get out while we're young, 'cause tramps like us, baby, we were BORN TO RUN..."
-Da Boss, Born to Run.

Sigh...sitting here with 6 inches of snow on the ground, dreaming about E-town, cruising Somerville on Friday nights, blowing off work to roll down to A.C., hanging out at 7-11 and talking smack to the Fast and Furious wannabees, then backing it up by blowing their Ricer azzes off on Rt 78....Come on Summer, get here soon.

-Road Warrior, born and bred in Jerzy, and DAYUM proud of it!

[njjuicer]

road warrior what u drivin....my baby is 67 chevelle got 396 bored and stroked 6-71 littlefield and 2 edelbrocks 800's m-22 4 speed 9 inch rear with 5.13's and alot more goodies

[GBAGH]

Hey, I live in Jersey...just over the bridge from Philly and it sucks my ass royally!!! I freakin' hate it here. I was born and raised here, went to Ohio State for four years, and then moved back. I never should have come back here!

[DeeZel]

It's funny, only us Jersey people call it "the shore". But Jersey rocks. I'm in NYC for the winter and I'm at Surf Club all summer down "the shore".