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    Went to go and take my morning dump today and guess what. No fuc*in toilet paper. I had to wobble out into the hallway and grab some toilet paper out of the closet with my pants down and my ass dirty.

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    sweet, im picturing it now.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by lxorl
      sweet, im picturing it now.
      not me i just ate
      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

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        • #5
          Just jump into the shower and scrub your butthole.
          I AM EL NINO!!! All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino. Yo soy El Nino. For those of you who dont habla espanol, El Nino is Spanish for,THE NINO!!!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by PhyzEd
            Just jump into the shower and scrub your butthole.

            yeah especially if your in a hurry...... just do a hand-stand.
            Cheat on your girlfriend, not your diet!!!

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            • #7
              i always check if there is any TP b4 i take a sh!T

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              • #8
                Originally posted by rushonahush
                i always check if there is any TP b4 i take a sh!T
                Sometimes when you have to go, you have to go and have no time to check!
                I AM EL NINO!!! All other tropical storms must bow before El Nino. Yo soy El Nino. For those of you who dont habla espanol, El Nino is Spanish for,THE NINO!!!

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                • #9
                  I need to start checking for the tp before I sit on my thrown.

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                  • #10
                    This HAS TO BE the most inane thread ever.

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                    • #11
                      my gf keeps kleenex on the top of the toilet... so i have backup

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