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SilverbackGorilla

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03-05-2004, 12:07 AM

Why does the bride wear white?

To match the other appliances

Before John Denvers final fatal plane crash, someone asked him if he wanted to take a shower?

He said no he would just wash up on shore--

haha

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03-05-2004, 11:49 AM

Lmao

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03-05-2004, 11:51 AM

haha... thats the perfect match for this one:

"what do you do if the dishwasher breaks"?

kick her and tell her to get back to work.
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03-05-2004, 01:55 PM

I love it when my girl always tells me that if I marry her she will serve me for the rest of her life.
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03-21-2004, 05:54 PM

lol olds

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