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homeless man
> > > > > A man was walking down the street when he was
> > accosted
> > > > > by a
> > > > > > > particularly dirty and shabby-looking
> > homeless man
> > > > > who
> > > > > > > asked him for a couple of dollars for
> > dinner.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The man took out his wallet, extracted ten
> > dollars
> > > > > and asked,
> > > > > > > "If I give you this money, will you buy some
> > beer
> > > > > with it instead?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the
> > > > > homeless man replied.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying
> > > > > food?" the man asked.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said.
> > "I
> > > > > need everything I
> > > > > can
> > > > > > > get just to stay alive."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Will you spend the on greens fees at a golf
> > > > > course instead of
> > > > > food?"
> > > > > > > the man asked.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man.
> > > > > > > "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Will you spend the money on a woman in the
> > red
> > > > > light
> > > > > > > district instead of food?" the man asked.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "What disease would I get for ten lousy
> > bucks?!!"
> > > > > > > exclaimed the homeless man.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give
> > you
> > > > > the
> > > > > > > money. Instead, I'm going to take you home
> > for a
> > > > > > > terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your
> > wife
> > > > > be
> > > > > > > furious with you for doing that? I know I'm
> > dirty,
> > > > >
> > > > > > > and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The man replied, "That's okay. I just want
> > her to
> > > > > see
> > > > > > > what a man looks like who's given up beer,
> > > > > gambling,
> > > > > > > golf, and sex.
> > accosted
> > > > > by a
> > > > > > > particularly dirty and shabby-looking
> > homeless man
> > > > > who
> > > > > > > asked him for a couple of dollars for
> > dinner.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The man took out his wallet, extracted ten
> > dollars
> > > > > and asked,
> > > > > > > "If I give you this money, will you buy some
> > beer
> > > > > with it instead?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the
> > > > > homeless man replied.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying
> > > > > food?" the man asked.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said.
> > "I
> > > > > need everything I
> > > > > can
> > > > > > > get just to stay alive."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Will you spend the on greens fees at a golf
> > > > > course instead of
> > > > > food?"
> > > > > > > the man asked.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man.
> > > > > > > "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Will you spend the money on a woman in the
> > red
> > > > > light
> > > > > > > district instead of food?" the man asked.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "What disease would I get for ten lousy
> > bucks?!!"
> > > > > > > exclaimed the homeless man.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give
> > you
> > > > > the
> > > > > > > money. Instead, I'm going to take you home
> > for a
> > > > > > > terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your
> > wife
> > > > > be
> > > > > > > furious with you for doing that? I know I'm
> > dirty,
> > > > >
> > > > > > > and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The man replied, "That's okay. I just want
> > her to
> > > > > see
> > > > > > > what a man looks like who's given up beer,
> > > > > gambling,
> > > > > > > golf, and sex.
to change the things I can...And Wisdom to know the difference."
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