confessional thread!!

[O2BESOHUGE]

i saw this on another board and thought it was funny!! post something crazy youve done!! confess away!! ill start.....

me and my girl friend went to a place that sold mobile homes, acted like we wanted to buy one, and lost the salesman. we got into one of the display homes and locked the doors and broke it down like an old shotgun in one of the bedrooms!!! it was fun!!


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[mick10-07]

lol......what the fuk........

[new231]

I couldn't stand this one PR and I threw some large bricks (cynder blocks) through his front living room and dining room windows late one night. I hulled ass right after I threw them through the windows.

[jipped genes]

i tried to take a dump in a guys locker at highschool. my buddies stood around me with their backs to me to hide me. it just made everybody look. i just ended up peeing in it and maybe left a pebble or two.

[new231]

I once stole someones car out of their garage. As I was backing out of their driveway I turned the system on loud as f*ck and started bumpin out of his driveway. I waited for the family to come out and start chasing me before I peeled out in front of the house. I was such a pimp back then.

[O2BESOHUGE]

i know theres more people that need to confess!!!

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[Turkish]

umm I have this type of thread trademarked. You will be receiving a letter from my counsel.

At a pool party in 6th grade I convinced all the guys to urinate in super soakers and shoot them at the girls

"Oh its warm" "Fuck It's piss!"

[DOUBLE J]

Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter accusations.

[jack hust]

i have wacked off in the restroom at work damn test

[O2BESOHUGE]

Originally posted by jack hust
i have wacked off in the restroom at work damn test

WE'VE ALL DONE THAT JACK!!!
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[BossDJ02]

Originally posted by The Beast
and one time i got arrested for having sex in a parking lot of an apartment complex

THAT WAS YOU!??!??

[DOUBLE J]

I had forgot. I got thrown out of a club for having sex in front of about a hundred people.

Probably the worst part is this is'nt really an old story. About a yr ago I guess.

What was I thinking?:p

[thebody]

I cry during sex

[O2BESOHUGE]

Originally posted by thebody
I cry during sex

IS IT THAT BAD? ELABORATE ON THAT ONE!!

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[tinytim]

i posted this at WCB

i was on my way ot a cousins wedding.....i was driving and my girlfriend at the time was riding with me........it was a long drive ....one thing led to another ...and she ended up giving me a hand job........just as i was about to finish.....we pulled up b y the church......not wanting my family to see what was going on ....i drove on passed ....i then finished.....my yogurt slinging........it was a mess.......we had nothing ot clean up with ...........we decided that when we got to the church we would go straight to the bathroom and wash up................but befor we knew what was going on........standing in the lobby of the church ....was my whole family!!!!!.....they were blocking the path to the restroom.........and for one reason or another my entire family decided to shake hands with her and i ................i think we were both 18 shades of red...................i still feel bad to know that ......even tho it wasnt much ....my entire family had my man goo on their hands for the entire wedding..........most prolly didnt even wash befor the reception......
i hope this doesnt make me go to hell
TT


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