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    The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur
    Davidson,
    died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur:

    "since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed
    the
    world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in
    Heaven."

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said: "I want to hang out
    with
    God."

    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
    God
    recognized Arthur and commented: "Okay, so you were the one who
    invented
    motorcycles, eh?!"

    Arthur said: "Ya, that's me.."

    God commented: "Well, what's the big deal with inventing something
    that's
    pretty' unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a
    road?!"

    Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me but
    aren't
    you the inventor of woman???"

    God said, "Ah, yes."

    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
    design flaws in your invention.

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
    5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"

    "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there" replied God "hold on."
    God
    went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited
    for the
    results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
    "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
    yours.

  • #2
    Lmfao

    LD
    RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys

    Zero to 60 in under 7 seconds. One, two, three, four, five, six, sev-that fast=AMC AMX ad from 1968

    chris_93_jeep@msn.com

    mod @ garageboard.com

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    • #3
      lol
      "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."

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