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    A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled
    as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.
    Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and Noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those Two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then she stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be okay in California, Vermont, and New York, but we're not having any of that stuff in Texas.

    PAIN IS ONLY WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!


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  • #2
    lmao

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    • #3
      haha nice one

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      • #4
        Too Funny!
        I like my women like I like my coffee. Sweet, hot and from Colombia!

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        • #5
          Gays

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          • #6
            FUNNY
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            • #7
              So Jipped should kill his dogs?
              three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 3Vandoo
                So Jipped should kill his dogs?
                yep!
                PAIN IS ONLY WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!


                O2BESOHUGE is the Queen of my life!

                "JESUS is LORD!"

                workin_hard99@yahoo.com

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                • #9
                  he can ask GG? to borrow him his cat frying machine...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by LOCO
                    he can ask GG? to borrow him his cat frying machine...
                    yep ..he can cook them up! just like eating at a china buff
                    PAIN IS ONLY WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!


                    O2BESOHUGE is the Queen of my life!

                    "JESUS is LORD!"

                    workin_hard99@yahoo.com

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