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Well, after 4 years it looks like I won't be living the bachelor life for much longer.
I decided to compose a list of things I've learnt throughout my bachelor life. This is my own list, based completely off of my own life experience. Hopefully, it can help some of you...
These arn't ranked in any order of importance.
1) Mac & Cheese can be made and eaten without dirtying more than 2 utensils.
2) Dust bunnies reproduce even faster than their furry counterparts.
3) Housepets can be useful cleaning tools.
4) Edible products in your fridge actually have 4 life cycles. Each cycle lasting longer than the previous. They go in the following order: Good, bad or sour, nasty, and "what the hell was it?"
5) Romain lettuce, if left for long enough in the crisper, will turn into this really neat green slime.
6) Mason jars make good drinking glasses.
7) Tinfoil was sent directly from heaven. It has many handy uses.
8) Ants love empty beer bottles. And I love killing ants.
9) In this day and age, an oven is unneccesary. All you need is a hot plate and a microwave.
I decided to compose a list of things I've learnt throughout my bachelor life. This is my own list, based completely off of my own life experience. Hopefully, it can help some of you...
These arn't ranked in any order of importance.
1) Mac & Cheese can be made and eaten without dirtying more than 2 utensils.
2) Dust bunnies reproduce even faster than their furry counterparts.
3) Housepets can be useful cleaning tools.
4) Edible products in your fridge actually have 4 life cycles. Each cycle lasting longer than the previous. They go in the following order: Good, bad or sour, nasty, and "what the hell was it?"
5) Romain lettuce, if left for long enough in the crisper, will turn into this really neat green slime.
6) Mason jars make good drinking glasses.
7) Tinfoil was sent directly from heaven. It has many handy uses.
8) Ants love empty beer bottles. And I love killing ants.
9) In this day and age, an oven is unneccesary. All you need is a hot plate and a microwave.
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