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  • a tube of biscuits just scared the shit out of me

    i was opening the tube up and i forget they popped. i think i have a cardiac dysrythmia now
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    lmao

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    • #3
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      • #4
        Lol.. you guys remember that news article posted a while back?

        Some blonde walked out of the grocery store and got into her car, throwing her groceries in the back seat. She heard a loud BANG, and felt something strike the back of her head. When she touched her head, she felt something gooey. She somehow came to the conclusion that she had been shot it the head. She was afraid to move so she called the police and told them she had been shot and remained absolutely still in her car.

        When the police came, they figured out what happened. A tube of cookie dough popped the cap off and the cap struck her in the back of her head. The gooey stuff wasn't brains...but rather cookie dough.
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        • #5
          lol, link?
          www.anabolicscience.com

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          • #6
            Originally posted by mdd
            lol, link?
            Sorry bro, I didn't post the article, I just remember reading it.
            RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

            Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Got Gear?
              Lol.. you guys remember that news article posted a while back?

              Some blonde walked out of the grocery store and got into her car, throwing her groceries in the back seat. She heard a loud BANG, and felt something strike the back of her head. When she touched her head, she felt something gooey. She somehow came to the conclusion that she had been shot it the head. She was afraid to move so she called the police and told them she had been shot and remained absolutely still in her car.

              When the police came, they figured out what happened. A tube of cookie dough popped the cap off and the cap struck her in the back of her head. The gooey stuff wasn't brains...but rather cookie dough.
              they had that on the myth busters show. they tried a bunch of different ways to get the biscuits to bust like that and a person just couldnt sit in the car at that temperature long enough for them to bust. myth busted! but it is a funny story.
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              • #8
                Had that been NJ,he would have ran screaming like a little school girl
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by jipped genes
                  they had that on the myth busters show. they tried a bunch of different ways to get the biscuits to bust like that and a person just couldnt sit in the car at that temperature long enough for them to bust. myth busted! but it is a funny story.

                  I dunno about that bro..
                  Did they test the same brand? Maybe she had black leather seats that had been in the sun?

                  I agree that it's probably false, but sometimes those myth buster sites are too easy to dismiss it. Different tubes of cookie dough will take different times. Those tubes have been known to pop open on the shelf of an air-conditioned store. Granted maybe it's only 1 out of 500, but it COULD happen. Those myth buster sites need to prove that it CAN'T happen. Even if it's 1 in million odds...I think there's millions of those tubes sold every year.

                  Now that I think about it... the story went that the blonde kept her hand pressed to the back of her head because she thought that the cookie dough was her brains leaking out.
                  RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

                  Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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                  • #10
                    mmmm....biscuits!


                    Stupid low carbs
                    You'll like it in my imagination......its fun there.

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                    • #11
                      GP is incapable of opening them. It is my job. She even has to leave the room when I open them.

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