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    This is how crank looks at things!

    The story is told of a king in Africa who had a close friend with whom
    he grew up. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that
    ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remarking, "This is
    good!"

    One day the king and his friend were out on a hunting expedition. The
    friend would load and prepare the guns for the king. The friend had
    apparently done something wrong in preparing one of the guns, for after
    taking the gun from his friend, the king fired it and his thumb was
    blown off.

    Examining the situation the friend remarked as usual, "This is good!"

    To which the king replied, "No, this is NOT good!" and proceeded to send
    his friend to jail.

    About a year later, the king was hunting in an area that he should have
    known to stay clear of. Cannibals captured him and took them to their
    village. They tied his hands, stacked some wood, set up a stake and
    bound him to the stake. As they came near to set fire to the wood, they
    noticed that the king was missing a thumb. Being superstitious, they
    never ate anyone that was less than whole. So untying the king, they
    sent him on his way.

    As he returned home, he was reminded of the event that had taken his
    thumb and felt remorse for his treatment of his friend. He went
    immediately to the jail to speak with his friend. "You were right," he
    said, "it was good that my thumb was blown off. And he proceeded to tell
    the friend all that had just happened. "And so I am very sorry for
    sending you to jail for so long. It was bad of me to do this."

    "No" his friend replied, "This is good!"

    "What do you mean, "This is good?" How could it be good that I sent my
    friend to jail for a year?"

    "If I had NOT been in jail, I would have been with you when you were captured."




    PAIN IS ONLY WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!


    O2BESOHUGE is the Queen of my life!

    "JESUS is LORD!"

    workin_hard99@yahoo.com

  • #2
    That is good!
    I like my women like I like my coffee. Sweet, hot and from Colombia!

    "I can explain it to you, I can't understand it for you" - Ed Koch

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    Me: "Because I can..."

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    • #3
      very good,very true

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      • #4
        lucky sun *****s!
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        • #5
          So true

          LD
          RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys

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          • #6
            cool

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