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    A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son Johnny playing with his new
    electric train in the living room.
    She heard the train stop and Johnny said, "All of you sons of *****es who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause
    this is the last stop! And all of you sons of *****es who are getting on, get your asses in the train, 'cause we're
    going down the tracks."
    The mother went in and told Johnny, "we don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go
    to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,
    but I want you to use nice language."
    Two hours later, JOhnny comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
    and the mother heard him say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take
    all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.
    We hope you will ride with us again soon."
    She hears him continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage
    under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing
    journey with us today."
    As the mother began to smile, Johnny added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR
    delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen."


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  • #2
    LMAO

    Ciph

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    • #3
      Lmfao

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      • #4
        thats hilarious

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        • #5
          lmao

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          • #6
            hahahaha awesome.
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            • #7
              hah
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