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01-23-2004, 01:36 PM

Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide.
One says to the other, "Excuse me, but I'm looking for my wife."
"What a coincidence, so am I; and I'm getting a little desperate."
"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"
"She's tall, long dark hair, long legs, large firm tits, and a tight ass.
What's your wife look like?"
"Never mind, we'll look for yours!"
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01-23-2004, 02:38 PM

Lol, that's teamwork!!!

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03-21-2004, 05:47 PM

i'll help him look too

5'10
~190 lbs

I like to help, but do I look like a drug ******? (The correct answer here is no) So please do not ask me for drugs.
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#4

03-29-2004, 10:20 PM

haha thats priceless stuff!
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#5

04-03-2004, 06:23 AM

LMFAO!

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#6

04-04-2004, 11:39 PM

man that's funny!!
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#7

04-06-2004, 11:30 AM

I'm going to the supermarket this weekend to see if I can do this too.
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#8

04-06-2004, 04:38 PM

Knowing my luck, my wife would hear me say that!
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