A little man bashing, but funny

[koss]

>Men are like.....Coffee ( !!! )
>The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
>
>Men are like.....Blenders.
>You need one, but not every day.
>
>Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
>Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
>
>Men are like.....Commercials.
>You can't believe a word they say.
>
>Men are like.....Computers
>Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
>
>Men are like.....Coolers.
>Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
>
>Men are like.....Copiers.
>You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
>
>Men are like.....Curling irons.
>They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
>
>Men are like.....Government bonds.
>They take so long to mature.
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>Men are like.....Horoscopes.
>They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
>
>Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
>If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
>
>Men are like.....Lava lamps.
>Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
>
>Men are like.....Mascara.
>They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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>Men are like.....Mini skirts.
>If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
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>Men are like.....Parking spots.
>The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are
>handicapped or extremely small.
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>Men are like.....Popcorn.
>They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
>
>Men are like.....Place mats.
>They only show up when there's food on the table.
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>Men are like.....Used Cars.
>Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
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>Men are like.....Weather.
>Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
>
>Men are like.....Bank Machines.
>Once they withdraw, they lose interest.

[koss]

A little the other way

WHY MEN ARE (JUSTIFIABLY) PROUD OF THEMSELVES

1. They know stuff about tanks
2. A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase
3. They can open all our own jars
4. They can go to the bathroom without a support group
5. They don't have to learn to spell a new last name
6. They can leave a motel bed unmade
7. They can kill their own food
8. They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
9. They know wedding plans take care of themselves
10. If someone forgets to invite them to something, they can still be their
friend
11. Underwear is $10 a three-pack
12. 34 and single? Nobody notices.
13. Everything on their faces stays the original color
14. Three pair of shoes are more than enough
15. They don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming
16. Car mechanics tell them the truth
17. They sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without
thinking
"He must be mad at me."
18. Same work-more pay
19. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
20. They can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift
21. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit they become
lifelong friends
22. Pals never trap them with: "So, notice anything different?"
23. They are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors
24. They almost never have a "strap problem" in public
25. They are totally unable to see wrinkles in any clothing
26. The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades
27. They don't have to shave below the neck
28. A few belches are expected and tolerated
29. A big belly goes with big hips
30. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
31. They do their nails with a pocketknife
32. They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
33. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day
before Christmas and in 45 minutes.

[BigSoda]

LMAO funny stuff

[THE JUICE]

LOL

[jack hust]

lol

[LOCO]

hahaha i like those......