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Step 1. Curse the girl for bringing such a big bannana split because it will wreck your diet.
Step 2. Insist that yes, you are on a diet and although you are a man that you do count your calories on a daily basis.
Step 3. Get into talking about some examples of your delicous low carb home cooking.
Step 4. Get her over to your house sample your bodybuilder cusine.
Step 5. Fuck the *****.
"I`m on a diet" is the superdog`s favorite icebreaker.
Step 2. Insist that yes, you are on a diet and although you are a man that you do count your calories on a daily basis.
Step 3. Get into talking about some examples of your delicous low carb home cooking.
Step 4. Get her over to your house sample your bodybuilder cusine.
Step 5. Fuck the *****.
"I`m on a diet" is the superdog`s favorite icebreaker.
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