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Subject: FW: Tickle Me Elmo
> > Subject: FW: Tickle Me Elmo
>
> A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports
> for her first day promptly at 8:00am.
>
> The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
> door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and
> begins to rant about the new employee.
>
> He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
>up, putting the entire plant behind schedule.
>
>
>
> The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the
> two men march down to the factory floor.
>
> When they get there the line is so backed up that there are
> Elmos all
> over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
>
> At the end of the line stands the new employee.
>
>
>
> She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles.
>
> The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps
> it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's
>legs.
>
>
>
> The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
>
> After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together
> and approaches the woman.
>
> "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
> face," but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give
>each
> Elmo two test Tickles.
>
> A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports
> for her first day promptly at 8:00am.
>
> The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
> door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and
> begins to rant about the new employee.
>
> He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
>up, putting the entire plant behind schedule.
>
>
>
> The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the
> two men march down to the factory floor.
>
> When they get there the line is so backed up that there are
> Elmos all
> over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
>
> At the end of the line stands the new employee.
>
>
>
> She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles.
>
> The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps
> it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's
>legs.
>
>
>
> The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
>
> After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together
> and approaches the woman.
>
> "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
> face," but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give
>each
> Elmo two test Tickles.
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