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    Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents





    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have

    dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the

    girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would

    like to go out and make love for the first time.

    * * * * * * * * * *

    Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so

    he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The

    pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy

    everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

    * * * * * * * * * *

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms

    he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy

    insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather

    busy, it being his first time and all.

    * * * * * * * * * *

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and

    meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to

    meet my parents, come on in!"

    * * * * * * * * * *

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the

    girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace

    and bows his head.

    * * * * * * * * * *

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his

    head down.

    * * * * * * * * * *

    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

    * * * * * * * * * *

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend

    leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you

    were this religious."

    * * * * * * * * * *

    The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was

    a pharmacist."

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    Lmmfao

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    • #3
      hehe nice

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      • #4
        Good one...lmao

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        • #5
          hehehehe good one

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          • #6
            ouch imagine that shit id be pretty damn embarrassed lol
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            • #7
              Very very good.

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              • #8
                lol:p

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by njjuicer
                  ouch imagine that shit id be pretty damn embarrassed lol
                  OMG...wow NJ is actually spelling correctly:p What gives...New years resolution??

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                  • #10
                    I was once driving to a girls house at night and some asshole cut me off. I pulled up next to him and tried to run him off the road and actually succeded. When I got to the girls house we went inside and chilled for about 10 minutes. Then her dad came home and walked inside and was *****ing about some guy that ran his ass off the road. Thankfully he didn't know it was me! I had parked in the street two houses down.

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                    • #11
                      HAHAHAHAHA!
                      Do, or Do Not, There Is No Try!

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