just got talked shit to.

[jipped genes]

my family and i went to the grocery store. as we were entering the parking lot a pickup pulled right on my ass and tried to pass me down the isle. i drove down the middle and stopped when i saw a car up front pulling out. this aggitated the occupants of the truck. we got out of our truck and the 2 guys had parked a row over and were giving me dirty looksas they got out. i smiled. they said "learn to drive dumbass". i said "i would drive better but your momma taught me and she was face down in my lap most of the time so i didnt learn much". the boys were verey upset. i said "walk on children before you get a spankin". they cussed and my wife grabbed me and said "i hate when you are like this". and drug me away. i settled down.

is it wrong that i wanted to go full on "iron fist" on these punks? i feel they would have learned a better lesson if they lay bleeding in the parkinglot with broken noses. of course it really would have sucked if they kicked my ass.

[makavellie23]

that was a great comeback. and i feel for you, my wife hates it when i get to talking trash with someone, especially if its over her, becuase i hate guys that sit there and stare at my wife while i am right there beside her. i dont know how many times i have said (HEY DID YOU GET A GOOD LOOK OR SHOULD I RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND PUT THEM IN FRONT OF HER) JACKASSES

[Extranero]

You're, uh, where in your cycle?

j/k bro. You've got to stand your ground sometimes.

[space mountain]

go ironfist on this punks.....now that was a classic!!

[FUZO]

BEAT DOWN THOSE PUNKS. PLUS I LIKE WHEN MOMMAS ARE HEAD DOWN ON ME WHILE I DRIVE. MILFS

[Kato]

Great comment about thier mama!lmao

if ya did not bow up the next time you ran into the clowns would have been worse!

[MYRICK]

NEXT TIME DONT SAY ANYTHING AND JUST RUSH THEM AND SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES THEM TO GET BACK IN THERE TRUCK THATS ALWAYS FUN TO SEE A KID SHIT HIS PANTS

[jipped genes]

normally i would have let it go but i have been grumpy for the last 2 days and right before we left to go to the store i told my son to clean his room and he said "no, i dont wannna" i gave him a couple of licks with the bamboo backscratcher and my wife started on me about being too hard on him. i would be doing that boy wrong if i didnt teach him respect.

it would have been stupid to fight in front of my family and am sorry it ever happened. if they would not have been there, god help one of us because i needed to blow off some steam.

[darmadoc]

I sense some anger management issues here.

[njjuicer]

fuck it s soon as they got out and said sumtin id ahev cracked both fo there skulls open befor ehtye knew what wa shappening and then i woudl have had a great day

[MYRICK]

YEAH WHAT NJ SAID

[space mountain]

basically ...he would have beat their asses!!!!!!!!

[njjuicer]

fffffuck yea!

[Luftdude]

Good job JG

LD

[LOCO]

i would have done the same thing...
i hate it too when my gurl tells me the back off or stuff like that.. especially when i'm grumpy...