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i didnt get drunk but i ate more fat in just a few hour than i usually do in a week.
i started going to a mexican restaurant with the family.
3 cheese enchilatas with chili on top, refried beans and rice. then a sopapilla with lots of honey.
after we got to my friends i started munching on chips and queso and i ate 20-30 lil smokies in barbeque sauce.
an hour later i found my buddies kids christmas candy. i ate 5-6 chocolate santas and a box of mike and ikes and a couple of handfuls of chocolate covered peanuts.
dinner was 3 brats and potato salad
and last i ate 5-6 ortega deep fried tacos that make my gut churn like the devil stirring paint.
i did manage to find room for 3 beers and several cups of coffee.
i have a food hangover today.
i am going to have to put a sign on the bathroom door that says "danger blasting" a little later.
please pray for my wife and son so they do not get consumed by the cloud of foulness that will issue forth like a wake of putrid filth from my bunghole.
i started going to a mexican restaurant with the family.
3 cheese enchilatas with chili on top, refried beans and rice. then a sopapilla with lots of honey.
after we got to my friends i started munching on chips and queso and i ate 20-30 lil smokies in barbeque sauce.
an hour later i found my buddies kids christmas candy. i ate 5-6 chocolate santas and a box of mike and ikes and a couple of handfuls of chocolate covered peanuts.
dinner was 3 brats and potato salad
and last i ate 5-6 ortega deep fried tacos that make my gut churn like the devil stirring paint.
i did manage to find room for 3 beers and several cups of coffee.
i have a food hangover today.
i am going to have to put a sign on the bathroom door that says "danger blasting" a little later.
please pray for my wife and son so they do not get consumed by the cloud of foulness that will issue forth like a wake of putrid filth from my bunghole.
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